Zombies =D

Zombies are awesome and if you want to kill a zombie you need to know a few things to survive a Zombie invasion.


1.Identifying Zombies.
its best to know abouut the zombie here is a picture that shows all the types of Zombie:



2.About the zombie
Zombies are indeed real, and they come from an infection called Othrupillus Masmatus and it changes bodily functions and movements. It causes you to not be able to control yourself and you may feel a little sick, and you can't talk like you think you can, and this can also infect tiny animals like ants.

3.How to kill a Zombie: (Best part)
The undead are that hard to ki l, the main reason being because they are already dead!
Aim for the brain hitting other organs will do nothing exsept draw its attention
They can only be stopped by destruction of the cerebellum or the brain stem

Best is to use a crowbar or a gun to the head..

List of very effective weapons:

• Blunt Objects- Baseball bats, guitar, machete (pretty much anything you can get your grubby little hands on). Ideal for one-on-one combat, stupid if you’re surrounded. However, as great as this sounds, you’ll have to be up close and personal with a zed, which means if you get it’s blood in your eyes or an open wound, you might as well kill yourself.
  
• Sniper rifles are great if you’re a good distance away (and have someone watching your back), in close quarters they’re next to useless, especially if you’re surrounded.
  
• Explosives may not kill a zombie, but they’ll sure as hell scatter and disorient them (Giving you a few moments to try to make an escape).
  
• Handguns- They’re great for close quarters, but horrible range weapons, always keep one on handY
  
• Automatic Weapons- If you can find one make sure to keep this bad boy stocked, they’ve got great range and excellent in CQ situations. Remember short bursts conserves ammo, but if you’re surrounded goes balls to the wall.
  
• Shotgun- AKA “God’s Gun”, this weapon is as good as it gets for CQ, blow a zombies head clean off (I get goose bumps just thinking about it).
  
• Bladed Weapons- Japanese and Chinese bladed weapons are great for the more experienced zed slayer. Katana, for example, in the rights hand can chop off or go straight through heads.
  

Of course the best 1 is the CHAINSAW

im speechless

nice work mike, you really impressed me.
lets go find some zombie a-holes and kill 'em dead!

Omg Mike.
Godly! Too bad there are no zombies

ftw.

Yea that was One of the moast pointless things ive ever done

but also one of the most epic

Mike you spelt "Most" wrong and two dead rising ftw . I mean who doesnt want to use a drillbucket or a wheel chair with machine guns strapped to it 0_0. ( Only on xbox and ps3 hehe lucky for them they get free advertising f3)

Left 4 Dead 2 FTW......

I also have Dead Rising 2, funny .. But Left 4 dead is a clear fav..

- Really nice done Mike :))

Nazi zombies

Hell yea^^^^

Someone's had an overdose of CoD.

Not cod..I dont play it much

Gave up on it when i got 79-3 on hardcore headquarters and round 50 on nazi zombies (Kino der toten) with my friends which took 6 HOURS..... never again f3
Still play cod 4 tho ^^ and il 1v1 any of u at quickscopes anyday (Mw2 or cod4)

GT= xSeS Carbine (Xbox 360)

^fanboi

Blueblur28 wrote:Gave up on it when i got 79-3 on hardcore headquarters

Campzor

Blueblur28 wrote:Gave up on it when i got 79-3 on hardcore headquarters

Hah! I would beat you so easy then!
I got 1337-0 !

dont lie jess...

It wasnt camping f3 Getting a 11 killstreak and using dogs and chopper gunner makes everything easy. (Got 2 dogs, 3 chopper gunners and 3 black birds ) I only camped for the first 7 kills........ after each death f2

eww blackops Fk that

True it sucks cod 4 ftw ^^